The conservatives were out in full force last night.The amount of bullshit yesterday if combusted would solve that fuel problem. During the Republican convention last night there were three speeches by former GOP cantidates Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee and Rudy Giuliani. During the first one I heard myself say out loud (I was alone at the time) without thinking: “this guy is fucking nuts!”.
He said: "We need change, all right — change from a liberal Washington to a conservative Washington! We have a prescription for every American who wants change in Washington — throw out the big-government liberals, and elect John McCain and Sarah Palin."
When Huckabee spoke at the end of his speech I coughed the green tea that was in my mouth all over the TV.
He said: Palin got more votes for mayor of Wasilla Alaska than Biden got running for president. (Palin got 616 and 909 for reelection to Biden's over 76,000 in 23 states)
Huckabee had the best point in that the medias scrutiny of the GOP has helped unify them but then he said all that stupid shit about it being ‘tackier than a costume change at a madonna concert.” That is a good one for a bunch of people stuck in the Reagan era when she was popular.
When Giuliani spoke he got the entire GOP to laugh at Obama's community organizing. Funny for a guy who ran on being mayor of New York during Sept 11th. He insulted pretty much every religion and got the chant going 'Drill baby drill!'
Giuliani:
“Please tell me who they are insulting if they say ISLAMIC terrorism. They are insulting terrorists!”
Boy did the right get a free pancake breakfast last night. I haven't seen them so excited since Timothy McVeigh (the Oklahoma City Bomber) got the death sentence.
And then the hot chick. Many wore buttons that said 'hottest VP' and 'hoosiers for the hot chick'.
Palin, after the 20 or so minutes of saying thank you went on to praise McCain more than herself and then brought up her kids going to Iraq. Her fam was all there. Girls: Bristol, Willow and Piper and Boys: Track and Trig (not to be confused for Track and Field). Trig is short for trigger I guess because she’s a gun nut. Which I find is interesting because she also went for the special needs vote claiming to be an ‘advocate for the disabled’. As my best friend in a chair said to me after she spoke:
'She only supports people dumb enough to lose a limb in a hunting accident and she DEFENDS their right to do it. The best part is she also is against "socialized medicine" so she's totally cool with them busting caps into people. If they didn't want to pay a couple thousand to get that bullet removed than they shouldn't have caught the bullet with their face' (well said Jeff)
She went on to say: The Difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick. During her speech we got a shot of a hockey mom being grabbed and thrown out by the secret service. I can't help but wonder what she had done.
Palin said she put the gov't sponsored luxury jet on Ebay because 'the people of Alaska shouldn't have to pay for it.' What a stupid idea. Well did they get their money back then?
She was harder on Obama than those "OBAMA BIN BIDEN" Tshirts being sold and worn at the RNC. 'The presidency is not a journey of personal discovery' she said. She accused him for not knowing change like she does and with that I have to agree. How many times did Republicans change the reasons for war?
The full moon was out and those gun toting wolves were baying "U.S.A!" like I’ve haven't seen for a bit. They even had a country song Raising McCain.
'You can get on the train or get out of the way.'
It even ended with a big YEE HAW by Cowboy troy. Wow. Deep.
The Grand Ol Party had a fun night for sure. God Bless their stone hearts.
Check out:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_fact_check
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