Ok ok... so now Republicans have a problem with pigs? Well I'm sure it would stop pretty quick if you told them in Islam they do too (well only in terms of dinner).
The big news these days is that during a Tuesday talk, Obama criticized McCain's economic policies to those of Bush's, saying: "You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still going to stink after eight years."
So now McCain is attacking him for referencing Sarah Palin as the pig with lipstick! Isn't this the funniest stuff you've ever heard? It doesn't even get this bad on Family Feud!
McCain is claiming that this is sexism on the part of Obama calling Sarah Palin a pig (even though I don't really think he did). The funniest part about it is... doesn't by assuming Obama referenced her make it sexist on McCain's part?
This is getting so silly with the addition of this nutty woman. She is turning things on it's head. Nobody gave a good god damn when it was just a McCain ticket. Obama dominated the media. I guess what this election needed for republicans to come back was a right wing nut. Hey it worked for Bush twice!
How the hell is this all happening? Everything that this woman says is contradictory. She is happy to be featured in the media but has (as of yet) to actually take questions from the media! She just lets them feed off of the internet and each other like zombies after brains. (Uggh! Must Annnaalllyyze Paaaliin.. Paaaliin!) The media seems to be getting more about Palin from Perez Hilton then they are from the candidate.
She will absolutely trash and look back on the political histories of Obama and Biden but if the media talks about her history? 'oooh they are too hard on her.' This is awesome for her because her past small 2 years in office has already been full of craziness like sketchy trooper firings and keeping the money for the now infamous 'Bridge to Nowhere' and then choosing to not complete said bridge. But if you mention it... 'Whoa doggy! You better watch yourself you sexist prick!'
Case in point: Obama. A pig with lipstick? Well surely men are more often compared to pigs are they not? Realistically it may have been just as accurate to focus on the 'old fish' part referring to McCain's age. Or if they really wanted to get vulgar about it comparing the 'fish smell' part to the woman (but those connotations would almost make it a George Carlin Joke). I'm sorry I went there but all I'm saying is that it's a ridiculous stretch and anything that is said is being twisted like a gimp bracelet.
All of these ridiculous twists I will heretofore call 'Palindromes' in reference to the manipulation of language to make it come full circle out of nowhere. However these things need to be picked up and repeated 60-70 times a day to make it stick, which does McCains work for him. This is why I will now refer to the Sarahmaniacs known as the media as Palindrones.
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